350+ Cute and Funny Spider Names 

We all love our cool & funny pet spiders, don’t we!! There are more than 45,000 known species of spiders, residing in habitats all around the world. Spiders come in a variety of sizes from the tiny Samoan moss spider, with a length of .011 inches, to massive species like the  Goliath birdeater, a tarantula with a leg span of almost a human foot. In this article, we have put together a list containing 350+ cute and funny spider names that you can name your pet spider.

For most people, spiders are not first in line for pet choices, if you’re reading this, chances are you already own one or considering getting one and would love to name your pet spider.

The hunting and homemaking behaviours of spiders are fascinating to observe. They are little and quiet, so they will not constitute any form of noise or disturbance to your neighbors or housemates. 

When you have to decide on keeping a spider as a pet, we advise you to go for tarantulas. They often top the list of favourites. 

Tarantulas are the most popular pet spiders and can be purchased from almost any pet store. The ideal beginner tarantulas are either ground dwellers or burrowers. Usually, they are slow movers that have docile personalities. If you take proper care of them, these spiders can live up to 15 or even 20 years. 

Here are some great Tarantula species that top the list

Tarantula Spider

Honduran Curly Hair-  This specie has a round body covered with long bristles and a slight curl—hence the spider’s common name. They are generally calm, hardy, and easy to care for, making them the right choice for those who are new to raising tarantulas as pets.

Chilean Rose- It is easy to find them in pets stores. It is a widely distributed spider species in North America, and this is not only about the cheap export of wild-caught spiders but also as a result of the proliferation of spiders through captive breeding by hobbyists. We highly recommend the Chilean Rose for the beginner spider keeper. They make great pets.

Pink Toed Tarantula- As pets, pink toe tarantulas are generally regarded quiet animals and would mostly be sitting in a restful state in their enclosure. In most cases, the most you’ll observe from them is when they decide to go live prey hunting for crickets and the likes. 

Mexican Red Knee- Often, the Mexican Red-Knee is the number one choice for spider lovers. The males live around ten years or more; however, the females live over 20 to 30 years long. It’s easy to house them in a 5 to 10-gallon tank because they are somewhat docile. They are usually super easy to handle. 

Costa Rican Zebra- The Costa Rican Zebras are peace-loving, ground-dwelling tarantulas that are very agile. The females are known to live up to 20 years while their male counterparts have a lifespan of about five years. They enjoy living in humid and warm areas. For people who like to handle their pet spiders, the Costa Rican Zebra is not an ideal choice. 

Finding a Name for your Pet Spider

As soon as you bring your ‘itsy bitsy’ companion home, the first thing that pops in your mind is “What Name do I give my Spider?”

If you are thinking about this, then you are just in time. In this article, we have thoughtfully compiled a list of the perfect spider names. Read on to find some great name options for your spider. 

Some Cool Spider Names 

Check out our list of names for your itsy bitsy buddy

Button

Blue

Vanilla

Woof

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Zorro

Sprite 

Chester

Otto

Cherry 

Brine 

Percy

Aragorn

Sugar

Lumpy

Vixie

Nugget

Tweedle

Chloe

Lacy 

Daddy Long Legs

Blinky

Stevy

Pythagoras

Toni

Jello

Sophie

Spinner

Venom Machine

Ronnie

Iris

Clarice

Belva

Gangle

Plo 

Cuddles

Malvolio

Cuddles

Salt 

Icky

Parker 

Brutus

Giggles

Tomlin

Oved

George

Lydia

Ernie

Rock

Maleficent

Twitch

Jinx

Tinkerbelle

Lacy

Screech

Jumper

Raven

Loki

Terrence

Phantom 

Blossom

Fan

Salem

Myeka

Coco

Lucifer

Digger

Frowler

Simba

Bright

Snowy

Sonic 

Hunter

Muffet

Webster

Spindra

Ember

Some Badass Spider Names 

Would you like to highlight your spider’s intimidating and tough personality? Here are some badass names you should check out. 

Rhodes

Batista 

Steamboat

Big Show 

Ultimate Warrior 

Claws 

Jericho 

Thor 

Blaze 

Zen 

Trixy 

Venus 

Wahoo

Taz

Justice 

Alpha 

Lash 

Prometheus 

Griphook 

Rogue 

Magnus 

Scully 

Fury 

Sephiroth 

Bison 

Suvorov 

Brutus 

Breaker 

Venom 

Copper 

Gunnie 

Anarchy 

Lux 

Taboo

Meansy 

Spiderwick 

Mars 

Shooter 

Mitzy 

Ryler 

Rocky 

Electra 

Danger 

Death

Buster

Rumer

Rogue

The Dark Knight 

Stormy

Wilder

Acrobat

Rebel 

Power 

Striker 

Jazz 

Hero 

Diesel 

Gunner 

Harley 

Tornado

Zeus

Scooter

Apollo

Funny Spider Names

If you’re searching for some fun and unique names, check out this list.

Little Miss. Muffet- Do you remember this famous nursery rhyme where the spider scares Miss. Muffet? 

Mister/ Miss Skinny Legs- An ideal name, since their eight skinny legs are one of their outstanding features. 

Fuzz Lightyear- Perfect for your fast-paced spider. 

Arnold Schwarzenegger- This name is in honor of the famous Austrian-American actor and body-builder. 

Silk Factory- Is your spider the dynamic type, always making hides, this is a befitting name for it. 

Peter Parker- A Spider-man inspired name. Peter Parker can only be spider-man because a spider bit him and that’s funny.

Good Spider Names

Still searching, Check out these suggestions 

Betty 

Dave

Curly

Domingo 

Joe

James

Chromatus

Sunshine

Chaos

Blue

Fernando

Webber

Cara Mia 

Crepsley

Daedric 

Tiger 

Barb

Suckies

Rooney

Crazy 8

Danny 

Artemis

Reggies

Romanoff

Ebony

Beast

Luna

Alois 

Female Spider Names 

Searching for the bets name for your female spider? Check this list out. 

Hope

Polly

Linda

Betsy

Iris

Janie

Jewel

Black Diamond

Spideralla

Mia

Kiwi

Kira

Irene

Izzie

Ivory

Nora

Pumpkin

Angel

Emma

Petra

Hissy

Diva

Crystal

Opal

Doris

Norma

Yellow

Marjorie

Fancy

Darla

Wendy

Wilma

Valentine

Margo

Mandy

Ivy 

Hazel

Hannah

Quincia

Quincy

Ellie

Ruby

Roxy

Abby

Pumpkin

Minnie

Lola

Derby 

Cici

Candy

Cally 

Anya

Sophie

Fantasy Spider Names

In the world of fiction, several spiders have existed. If you’d prefer a fantasy-inspired name for your pet spider, this is your list. 

Spider - Spider Man
Spider – Spider Man

Miss Flora Spider- The main character from a best selling book for kids, written by ‘David Kirk’. 

Boris the Spider- A song written by John Entwistle, the famous guitarist. 

SpiderHam- A fictional character from Marvel comics

Aragog- The famous talking spider owned by Hagrid from ‘Harry Potter’.

Anansi- A character from Akan folklore that usually takes the form of a spider. 

Shelob- A fictional demon in the shape of a massive spider from the series ‘Lord of the Rings’. 

Cute Spider Names

Spiders are not only exciting but adorable as well. Here are some of the most adorable name suggestions for yours. 

Giggles

Goomba

Archemedes

Redrum

Shininh 

Jinx

Miles

Incy Wincy

Hulk

Goldie

Boris

Mario

Spidey

Madonna

Laser

Toby

Sparky

Fido

Mr. Bitey

Octavia

Waffles

Quake 

Chuckles

Alpha 

Chum 

Hugsie

Piper

Aurora

Otis

Nico

Yoda 

Boris

Falcon

Nibbles

Cosmo

Creepette

Onyx

Mr.Salt and Pepper 

Freckles

Sylvester

Curie

Randy

Spud

Travis

Arania 

Gwendolin

Skyrose

Wolfgang

Truffle

Snicker Doodles

Zoey

Fuzzles

Muffin

Itsy Bitsy

Leggy

Frostbite

Rosebud

Fluffy

Mr. Foodles

Famous Spider Names

Here are spiders that are famous in one way or the other.

Diane Web-ber- The famous American actress, dancer and model. 

Harriet the Spider-  A famous female striped knee tarantula currently being kept at the Peggy Baert Nature Museum in Chicago. Harriet has made a lot of TV and film appearances. 

Quentin Tarantulino- If you are a fan of Quentin Tarantino, you should consider this name. 

Tarantulina Jolie-  Coined from the name of Hollywood sweetheart, actress, Angelina Jolie.

Final Thoughts: Cute and Funny Pet Spider Names

Spiders are amazing creatures and can make peaceful pets. But there are certain things you should take note of before getting acquiring one. 

-Almost every spider is poisonous and they bite too, especially when they feel threatened. So be careful when dealing with one. 

-Apart from biting, tarantulas protect themselves by flicking their abdominal hair when they feel threatened. 

-Spiders can easily escape, so ensure that you keep them in an environment that is properly sealed. This will help to protect not only them but your home as well. 

-Spiders do not like to be handled at all. When you hold your spider, it starts to feel stressed and that can trigger aggressive behaviours like biting or an attempt at escape. If you’d like to have a pet that you can carry around often, a spider is not the right choice. Moreover, when you drop a tarantula, its abdomen could burst and that could cause its death. 

-Spiders are in no way social creatures and so they do not react well to other household pets. 

-Certain States do not authorize the purchase or possession of spiders, so check your local laws and regulations before acquiring a pet spider. 

We are confident you would find a cute & funny spider name from our list of names. If you found the article helpful, please leave us a comment.